Today was probably the most amazing day I’ve had in a while.
I spent the whole day with my parents =)     I think It was a much needed day.    Since we all got out jobs, almost 2 months ago; we haven’t really gotten to spend one whole day together.. Well, today, we did =)

We got up earrrllyyyy this morning, and went to the Glendale drive in swapmeet =)
Sounds lame, but really.. It was fun!
Lot’s of laughs with that wonderful father of mine…
    There were a pile of ollddd ass porno’s laying under some phone cords, and my dad kicked them a little and says: ‘Bee, here’s some pretty good reading material for you!! =)’ - The little jokester he is!..
And then there were tons of bed frames and mattresses around, and I’m looking for a new bed„ so I said “wow, I really have a selection here..”   and that silly father of mine says some outrageously hilarious to me again: ‘Don’t do it Bee, step awaaayyy from the bed.. Thats absolutly disgusting, and i’m almost positive they have bed bugs!  So just slowly step away from them!’..   Mind you, I think you need to see his histerical face while he’s saying this!.. 
      If you know me, and you know my dad, You know we have the Worst possible relationship a first child(first daughter that is) and a father could have..   But today with him, he kept me in stitches..

So after the swapmeet, we went to the arrowhead mall. Dad thought he HAD to have some Hollister shorts. We went into hollister, and couldn’t find anything he liked in there.. 
   So we continued on in the mall, stopping at the Oakley store, sprint store, sunglass hut, and every other store he thought he had to “just look” in.   Well, mom and I went to the Mrs. Fields yummy spot.. and realized they had Pretzel Bites =)   Thats our faveee..    So we sat down and had some„ My dad got some hotdog/pretzel thingyy„ well he tells me: ‘omg, look over there!!!!’ .. so silly me, looks! [big surprise, I know].. he decides to dip his hotdog/pretzel thing in my nacho cheese dip..      and when I looked back he goes: ‘this is NOT-CHO cheese’ - which yet again, brought me to laughter!..  

So after making him go into American Eagle to get some shorts, and him making numerous amounts of faces at me.. We decided to leave the mall.. 
   Mom was having a heartattack about us going to walmart, she really really really had some serious shopping to do.   Well, In the meantime, I’m dying of thirst..
So Of course, I’m bitching for something to drink, and my dad takes a “detour” to find a Circle K, or a QT..   Well he decides he needs to put his new shorts on, like, NOW!..    so he bottoms out my moms minicoop aka [mini van!].. and she nearly dies..    well he whips into some back parking lot and parks the car„ hops out, and i’m like “uhh, dad, your not about to change right here”.. my face beat red, I’m sure!..     Of course his smart ass reply, with another dumbass face that nearly brought me to tears from laughing so hard: ‘uhh, yeah kid.. I AM!’..    At this point, neither my mom or I could stop laughing..  he changes his shorts, and just as he hops back into the car, a cop comes strolling threw..  Whew! That was a close one„ that would have been a story to tell.. My dad got arrested for indecent exposure, all because he needed to change his fucking shorts, in broad daylight in a parkinglot!..

We finally found a fucking QT, and of course, we send po-po-Gigooo in to get the drink.. he brings out a 44oz drink, which i’m praising all the gods for by this time..   Only to find out, the retard filled the glass completely full of ice, and has probably three drinks of mountain dew in there, which he drank two of them, and left me one! lol..    Never Again!..

We manage to make it to walmart and my dad starts bitching his shorts are too big and they will fall off, so he can’t go into walmart..  Oh lord, that set off the smoke alarm in mom’s head„ she starts screaming “Your going into the fucking store wether you like it or not! I told you to try them on, you came out and said they were perfect„ you lied!”   haha, I’m nearly pissing all over myself, the seat, and anything else that got in my way!..   He ended up going in!
   We shopped, and got three things; Mikes hard lemonade, chocolate covered pretzels, and a magazine..  WOW! Total emergency mom!..

We got home, mom made dinner, I showered, and then..   We drove to the Top Of the Mountain!
   Which happened to top of the most amazing day I had..   It was gorgeous! I think I could have camped out up there!..

My day off couldn’t have been any better! =)